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Anita Decker, Barack Obama’s personal secretary, was seen having dinner in a undisclosed restaurant in LA with Rex Tillerson, CEO of ExxonMobil. Rex was photographed later that night with Gabe Newell, head of Valve.
Is this site suggesting that extraterrestrials invented E3 as a way to slowly turn society towards a more potent form of “opiate” than religion? Is Adam Sessler their ambassador spy? Did G4 find out? E3 mysteries…
Vin Diesel producing Riddick themed sequel to The Wheelman – Supposedly the game will take place entirely on the 5, featuring the voice of Jeff Gerstman encouraging your appreciation of the mild sounds of the highway. Ubisoft plans to have the game contain callbacks to Lethal Weapon 2.
Knights vs. Zombies vs. Post-Apoc Raiders VIII rumored to be an iOS physics-based-pixel-themed MMO. The first 7 games will follow as DLC…which already exist on every iOS device and can be unlocked with a code* **. To be announced at E3 in the back of an unmarked Ford Astro van.
It’s been theorized that the “pewter” figures that are sometimes handed out at E3 are tainted with a special strand of toxoplasmosis to help manipulate the majority of male game press.
Frito-Lay will announce their entry into the gaming hardware market with the Crunch Box. To be only available at Taco Bell. Will come in 3 different flavors.
May 9, 2012 at 8:42 am
Anita Decker, Barack Obama’s personal secretary, was seen having dinner in a undisclosed restaurant in LA with Rex Tillerson, CEO of ExxonMobil. Rex was photographed later that night with Gabe Newell, head of Valve.
#e3mysteries
May 9, 2012 at 10:10 am
Bastion 2!
May 9, 2012 at 10:41 am
Gabe Newell teases that Valve will reveal “A game with a Half-Life in it”, later denies tease.
May 9, 2012 at 1:15 pm
oh fuck this is awesome….
May 9, 2012 at 1:16 pm
shoulda been X files dubstep… Patrick…dude, lost opportunity man
May 9, 2012 at 4:17 pm
I will just leave this here
https://www.gameilluminati.com/
May 9, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Man found in La public restroom writing GEN4 in his own blood.
May 9, 2012 at 4:53 pm
Bill Cosby confirmed as the 10th class in upcoming TF2 update.
Players will be able to zippy do day yazzle yazlle bop bop bop while wearing an assortment of comfortable sweaters.
May 9, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Psst…. Adam Sessler sent me.
May 9, 2012 at 11:06 pm
E3 Mysteries render. Vinny sent me. http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/2/26900/2202943-e3_mysteries_super.jpg
May 9, 2012 at 11:08 pm
Higher res: http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/2/26900/2202943-e3_mysteries.jpg
May 10, 2012 at 12:01 am
Is it true that if you go to the parking lot that used to be Kentia Hall… that you can hear the ghosts of vendors trying to show you ps2 peripherals?
May 10, 2012 at 2:48 am
Get it, Drudge siren
May 10, 2012 at 4:12 am
Is this site suggesting that extraterrestrials invented E3 as a way to slowly turn society towards a more potent form of “opiate” than religion? Is Adam Sessler their ambassador spy? Did G4 find out? E3 mysteries…
May 10, 2012 at 7:49 am
adamsessler.com sent me here
May 10, 2012 at 5:32 pm
WHAT REALLY KILLED THE UDRAW? FOLLOW THE MONEY!
May 10, 2012 at 7:57 pm
Justin Bieber’s mom going to be a booth babe.
May 10, 2012 at 7:58 pm
Justin Bieber’s mom is going to be a booth babe.
May 10, 2012 at 9:49 pm
Vin Diesel producing Riddick themed sequel to The Wheelman – Supposedly the game will take place entirely on the 5, featuring the voice of Jeff Gerstman encouraging your appreciation of the mild sounds of the highway. Ubisoft plans to have the game contain callbacks to Lethal Weapon 2.
May 11, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Mr and Mrs Red sent me.
May 12, 2012 at 6:47 pm
I heard Mortal Kombat vs Super Mario All-Stars will be announced.
May 15, 2012 at 12:58 am
OOooOOooOO
May 15, 2012 at 1:00 am
So glad your actually following through with this. One of the best Bombcasts.
May 15, 2012 at 1:08 am
I think this theme would have been more appropriate. Perhaps it was and mysteriously got replaced?? More E3 Mysteries??
May 17, 2012 at 6:22 pm
SHFFFUUUUU! I forgot how terrifying the Unsolved Mysteries theme was! Definitely appropriate for E3 Mysteries!
May 15, 2012 at 1:11 am
g˙G}Õ˛Â≥˛öÂAchewood RTS i can say no more. .
May 17, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Knights vs. Zombies vs. Post-Apoc Raiders VIII rumored to be an iOS physics-based-pixel-themed MMO. The first 7 games will follow as DLC…which already exist on every iOS device and can be unlocked with a code* **. To be announced at E3 in the back of an unmarked Ford Astro van.
* Online pass required
** Published by EA
May 19, 2012 at 3:40 am
Will they ever do a Panzer Dragoon Saga remake or a new darkstalkers?
May 19, 2012 at 7:02 pm
It’s been theorized that the “pewter” figures that are sometimes handed out at E3 are tainted with a special strand of toxoplasmosis to help manipulate the majority of male game press.
May 19, 2012 at 10:07 pm
Where are they hiding the Dreamcast 2?
May 20, 2012 at 2:25 am
Gungrave 3.
It’s coming back!
May 22, 2012 at 7:26 pm
Will we ever see another Sessler’s Soapbox?? I needs my fix!
May 30, 2012 at 4:58 pm
where are my car keys?
May 31, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Why were the lunch prices for the jury in the Epic Vs. Silicon Knights case so disparate? $99 one day and $150 the next?
June 1, 2012 at 3:53 pm
Frito-Lay will announce their entry into the gaming hardware market with the Crunch Box. To be only available at Taco Bell. Will come in 3 different flavors.
June 1, 2012 at 10:22 pm
why isn’t Paul Barnett going to E3? #e3mystery
June 5, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Where is Olimar?
June 7, 2012 at 5:59 am
Eternal. Darkness. 2.